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Commentor's Note: ROXIE'S BACK BECAUSE ROXIE NEVER DIES. This is for all the people who couldn't read my story on FF.net... I'm re commenting on it. I'll probably end up in Miss Autumn's Asylum for Wayward Girls, trying to chemically combine things. Please enjoy-Roxie
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik)( No, I don't get it ) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666( Is that her actual name? What were her parents on when they named her?) 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!(Please don't use my name. Roxie is too awesome of a name for you to use)
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way(I'm Roxie, nice to meet you!) and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name)(Her hair's actually a Luna Lovegood blonde...trust me, I know these things) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears(Limpid? If the world does end in 2012, we won't be missed.) and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee(Oh, really? My mom and a few of my friends called me 'Harry Potter's sister' and some dude said I look like Jade Harley...but never Amy Lee. Who is she, anyway?) (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!)(*Gets 'da hell out of here'*). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie(Incest, it's not cool). I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white(You mean they weren't purple and triangular?). I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England(Scotland, motherfucker.) where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell)(I honestly thought she was a clown) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there(Hot Topic is not a goth store, it's a store where they sell popular shit. Because My Little Pony is not goth ). For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots(So, Christian Grey, where's your whip?). I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow.(I was at Whimsic Alley today and no uniform is like that...then again, Imma Ravenclaw) I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining(It's called hail...or sleet) so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.(You are a very charming young woman. If I were a man, I would date you.)
"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Draco Malfoy!(Ew.)
"What's up Draco?(I think I'd punch Draco)" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly.(Draco Malfoy? SHY? That's like saying Nettie?A PISCES?)
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.(Wow, I'm surprised you have friends)
AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!(No, it sucked. My Dirk)
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik)( No, I don't get it ) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666( Is that her actual name? What were her parents on when they named her?) 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!(Please don't use my name. Roxie is too awesome of a name for you to use)
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way(I'm Roxie, nice to meet you!) and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name)(Her hair's actually a Luna Lovegood blonde...trust me, I know these things) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears(Limpid? If the world does end in 2012, we won't be missed.) and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee(Oh, really? My mom and a few of my friends called me 'Harry Potter's sister' and some dude said I look like Jade Harley...but never Amy Lee. Who is she, anyway?) (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!)(*Gets 'da hell out of here'*). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie(Incest, it's not cool). I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white(You mean they weren't purple and triangular?). I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England(Scotland, motherfucker.) where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell)(I honestly thought she was a clown) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there(Hot Topic is not a goth store, it's a store where they sell popular shit. Because My Little Pony is not goth ). For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots(So, Christian Grey, where's your whip?). I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow.(I was at Whimsic Alley today and no uniform is like that...then again, Imma Ravenclaw) I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining(It's called hail...or sleet) so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.(You are a very charming young woman. If I were a man, I would date you.)
"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Draco Malfoy!(Ew.)
"What's up Draco?(I think I'd punch Draco)" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly.(Draco Malfoy? SHY? That's like saying Nettie?A PISCES?)
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.(Wow, I'm surprised you have friends)
AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!(No, it sucked. My Dirk)
The fucktards on FF.net deleted it, so yeah. Hito me bore (Hit me whore, as I like to call the user), you fucking win.
Tara Gillespie (Genius/Troll) wrote this story, I just comment.
'NETTIE? A PISCES?'
Tara Gillespie (Genius/Troll) wrote this story, I just comment.
'NETTIE? A PISCES?'
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I do believe this to be the best thing I've ever read. Not the original story, of course, I mean your little 'additions'. Truly amusing, if only I could find the next chapter easier, but oh well.